Dec 11, 2012
Everyone knows it's more likely to be Mitt Romney that will declare himself God. The only thing it will be on some other planet. And if you wonder what Ann Romney will do while Mitt is the Heavenly Father? She'll be the Heavenly Mother, probably barefoot and pregnant, and having spirit children. You can really throw Mormon missionaries off their precanned script if you start in about Heaven. And make sure to tell them you believe Kolob is a planet with no intelligent life!